@SusanandTrixie: My spirit animal is fried chicken
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@squirrel74wkgn: I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.
@jonnysun: being in a hamock is so comfortabel bc it replicates our condition before birth: being caried to earth inside the beak of a giant pelican
@dietredbull: If we had gender equality we'd ALL give birth through our ass. And no more Men from Mars & Women from Venus, everyone would be from Uranus.