@SusanandTrixie: My spirit animal is fried chicken
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@brennadine: [Cat outside bathroom door] LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN I'M DYIIIIING Oh Hi there Thanks for letting me- I'm bored I want out LET ME OUT
@Home_Halfway: In high school I was voted class clown after I gave people red balloons and dragged them into the sewer.
@huntigula: ME: [deep in thought] it's just so scary, u know? HER: what is, life? ME: [imagining an octopus holding 8 samurai swords] yes. Life.