@SusanandTrixie: My spirit animal is fried chicken
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@Donna_McCoy: What do we want? "A CURE FOR PASSIVE AGGRESSION" When do we want it? "Whatever, you decide. You're the smart one."
@juliussharpe: The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls.
@SassyChantelle: Everybody always says say "No!" to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late
@jaslakhmna: The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!