@AristotlesNZ: My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous.
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@abbycohenwl: Baby Dinosaur: Mama, are we born just to die? Dinosaur: No, baby. One day we'll also become toxic fuels for idiot meat robots
@sofarrsogud: [Takes out scrunchie and shakes out my slicked back ponytail] Take the mugshot again.
@daemonic3: I'm a: ⚪man ⚪woman 🔘cowboy On a: ⚪skateboard ⚪carpet 🔘steel horse I: ⚪shred ⚪fly 🔘ride I'm wanted (wanted): 🔘dead 🔘alive
@abbycohenwl: "It's a banana in my pocket" "May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?" *averts eyes* "I'm glad to see you"