@gavinpivott: My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?
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@NurseMurderer: I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers.
@ReneeHooray: Found out a guy I dated was in jail for attempted murder. He never even tried to take me camping, I'm not even good enough to kill.
@Tmoney68: Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
@kibblesmith: Hey "La La Land" remember when you gave us that fake happy ending and then took it away How's it feel