@thesulk: My stomach just made the sound of a 68-year-old Long Island woman seeing her granddaughter for the first time.
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@SICKOFWOLVES: I JUST WANT A JOB WHERE I CAN SIT ABSOLUTELY STILL AND IF ANYONE DISTURBS ME I GET TO SCREAM
@DBMaxP: Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?
@AndyAsAdjective: [restaurant] can I get 8 single slices of pepperoni pizza please? -how bout just one whole pizza instead? oh no I can't eat a whole pizza