@thesulk: My stomach just made the sound of a 68-year-old Long Island woman seeing her granddaughter for the first time.
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@jenlaw_11: How to kiss: 1-open your mouth 2-wider 3-wider 4-unhinge jaw 5-summon the Dark Overlord
@thejakeshenry: I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.
@BritXNic: Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together.
@NikatNiteNite: Hubs and I have fought so much lately I've lost 10 lbs. I thought about leaving him, but I'd like to lose another 10 lbs first.