@SocialustGal13: My superpower is making red lights turn green simply by trying to write a tweet.
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@leontymccarthy: I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
@squirrel74wkgn: *pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave.
@DanielJHannan: Babies are very like governments, you know. Constant appetite at one end, constant mess at the other. And they only ever get bigger.