@SexySpainNights: My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account
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@theDanLawler: A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours.
@DothTheDoth: I know Taco Bell doesn't have "I hate myself" sauce yet. But they should. They should.
@PinkCamoTO: H: I think we should see other people. Me: Do I have to? I don't even really want to see you.