@SexySpainNights: My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account
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@AnOrangeSNES: *Lowers thermostat* *Dad puts it back* *Lowers thermostat again* *Dad puts it back again* The real Cold War
@AnniemuMary: My husband got new earbuds. Think I'll skip the middle man and put them straight in the washing machine.
@hippieswordfish: *tries to play a skeletons ribs like a xylophone* SKELETON: you cant...it's not- this is a mischaracterization perpetuated by the media