@mynameshank: My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
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@jannable9: I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
@vodkachrome: My next relationship will be with someone who thinks "Wine" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what's for dinner.
@jasonroeder: I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado.