@AaronCSU54: My therapist thinks meeting women on twitter for sex is a bad idea. His wife disagrees.
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@BindzBrain: The last 3 minutes of any podcast could all be confessions to murder and we'd never know
@Poutymcgee: I just Googled "Living with Glaucoma" before realising it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses.
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@MrBigFists: Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out.