@DirtMcTurd: My thoughts today are like underwear, I don't have any clean ones.
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@DadandBuried: You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids.
@nicfit75: Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off.
@wickedsuga: The earth revolves around the sun. So, I guess if you want me to revolve around you, you're gonna have to set yourself on fire.