@SnizzleFrizzle: My three biggest fears are drowning, heights and people that scroll with their index finger.
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@timdonakowski: If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe.
@dubiousrhetoric: KILLER [burying me alive]: ME: I appear to be in... grave danger. KILLER [calls the police]:
@ocourtneyno: When you accidentally type "me" instead of "my" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun.
@whatmaddness: "I'm not like other girls," I say, clacking my pinchers and scuttling back into the murky lagoon.