@AndyAsAdjective: My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
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@weinerdog4life: Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?
@dafloydsta: [first date] HER: I like a man who can show his true feelings. ME: *leans in close* I don't care what you like.
@hamishblake: Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will "change contestants lives FOREVER"...and it's a brain swap with a cow.
@DirtMcTurd: [Giraffes at gym] "What do you want to work on today?" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet