@AndyAsAdjective: My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
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@underchilde: You could probably master Mandarin while waiting on the last bit of laundry detergent to drizzle into the cap.
@buhsbaby_baby: One time I invited a guy over for dinner but I didn't feel like cooking so I just poured us each a bowl of cereal really romantically.