@AndyAsAdjective: My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
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@Thunderhunk3000: Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me.
@samalmightysam: Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?
@TomItUp: "You're the Garbage Man, eh? What's your super power?" "I'm just here to take out the trash." "Whoa, we'll get to your catch phrase later."
@markedly: MANAGER: You're hired! The pay is $200 per hour, plus benefits. The first thing you need to do is make a phone call to-- ME: I quit