@mauleePillar: My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a Hoarders episode.
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@dafloydsta: [first date] HER: I love a man who likes to get a little crazy. ME: *trying to impress* I'm a psychopath.
@schlimp: *steals machine parts all year* *gets coal for xmas* "Santa you idiot, the parts were for a pressure chamber" *turns coal into diamond*
@WilliamRodgers: They need to make a dating App. For couples who have that "3rd wheel" best friend. It would be like a 3rd party Tinder with 2 References.