@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler is pretty particular about the brand of chicken nuggets I offer her for somebody who just ate a crayon.
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@P_o_n_k: DR. BABY: Ma'am, I'm sorry. We were unable to reattach your husband's nose WOMAN: *Cries into hands* DR. BABY: Wait where did she go
@TheMichaelRock: Do women know that it's perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?