@gneicco: My Twitter account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.
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@KyleMcDowell86: *puts stethoscope up to chest* Dr: I dont hear..U don't have a heart Karen "Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?" *Im in the bushes giggling*
@just1fool: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. So only become emotionally invested with boomerangs and dogs.
@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Is it "butt" naked or "buck" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable.