@TylerLinkin: My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.
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@meganamram: Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote "blackbird" about Batman
@seamussaid: Commander: ARCHERS READY Archer: (to guy next to him) dude tbh I was zoned out wtf we supposed to be shooting at
@DebHawk12: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.