@WGladstone: My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor.
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@UncleDuke1969: Psychiatrist: You saw a doctor before me? Me: Yes. Psychiatrist: What was their diagnosis? Me: ᵐᵘˡᵗⁱᵖˡᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿᵃˡⁱᵗʸ ᵈⁱˢᵒʳᵈᵉʳ Psychiatrist: Excuse me? Me: HE SAID MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.