@_CherriAnn_: My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store.
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@kellysdf: Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed.
@Jn1fer: *Writes "For a good time call" on random gas station bathroom wall *adds work phone number *Gets excited about work today
@billnihilism: listen...valentines day is a scam invented by scorpios so people would have sex and make more scorpios