@TheTalkingPipe: My way or the highway. It takes two to tango. What I'm saying is, "welcome to idiom club". Now, let's cut to the chase.
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@mattsurely: My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go
@leechee420: One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit.
@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing.