@Smiilze: My welcome mat says, "Oh shit! Not you again!"
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@Jesssicle: If I drop something in the toilet, it's gone forever. I am not going in after it. Just ask my daughter. Oh, that's right, you can't.
@lovemydogduck: My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
@DILLONFRANCIS: My mom has been trying to forward me an email since Monday June 23rd.....it's now Friday June 27th.... still no email