@HenpeckedHal: My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."
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@OakHill_: Sperm 1: I think I’ve got a shot at a Nobel Peace Prize. Sperm 2: Not me, I’m looking for a cure for Cancer. Sperm 3 through 18.2 Mil: We’ve heard good things about the Xbox.
@BoomBoomBetty: [sneezes and shoots my tampon out so hard it sets off another false missle alarm in Hawaii]
@rocknthepurple: 2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme.
@SarahFemme: The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.