@pauleggleston: My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels.
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@rohmontgomery: I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this
@ingmarbirdman: i sold all my lizards to buy my girlfriend a Toyota Tundra but she sold her drivers license to buy me a awesome obstacle course for lizards
@vinfury: Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!