@BradBroaddus: My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward.
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@DaddyJew: Girl: do you have a condom? Me: c'mon what's the worst that could happen *hears a knock on the door 4: daddy I think I started a fire
@BobTheSuit: I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius.
@murrman5: use this coupon for the pizza its expired whats the worst that could happen [calls wife 10min later] hello Im in something called pizza jail