@RickAaron: My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004
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@zgbetty: This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
@JasonLastname: 1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos
@Playing_Dad: [Job interview] Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus? Interviewer: Holy shit
@lisaxy424: No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates.