@RickAaron: My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004
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@better_off_dad: 'It's nice & thick...you'll have to suck pretty hard.' - Why I lost my job at the ice cream parlor.
@MikeZakarian: Social media allows me to review all my mistakes in chronological order...with pictures.
@beefman138: I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated. I also have no idea what 'nuance' means.