@Henry_3k: My wife and I just renewed our vows of celibacy.
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@stopbylater: Accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen bench so had to rely on memory. Came home with a tub of icecream & a pony.
@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.
@Poutymcgee: <-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch.