@Parentpains: My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong.
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@hippieswordfish: [police chase] FRIEND: ditch the stolen stuff ME: are u sure F: just do it M: *throws out stolen anchor and car comes to a screeching halt*
@milehighocd: Don't take a shower when you're drunk. The curtain does not support you when you fall. Trust me.
@PaperWash: The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat.