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@WeissBrandon: My wife asked me to load the dishwasher.

So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking.

And that's how the fight started.

My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. 

So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking.

And that’s how the fight started.

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