@themorris23: My wife calls it "woman's intuition" but I call it "not clearing your browser history."
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@senorwinces: Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.
@PinkCamoTO: "Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.
@truegritrumble: FIRST PERSON TO USE AN IRON: This battle hammer does wonders for my enemies' shirts!
@AnneM69: I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email