@qwertying: My wife can suffer in silence louder than anyone I know.
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@Cheeseboy22: Remember, when you're driving in the snow, it's important to speed up and go as fast as you can so you don't get stuck.
@OtherDanOBrien: *reads an article on a subject I know* This is bullshit *reads an article on a subject I don't know* If it's published it must be accurate
@daemonic3: [restaurant] WAITER: Would you like a booth or a table? TERMITE: [handing back menu] The table sounds delicious, thanks