@qwertying: My wife can suffer in silence louder than anyone I know.
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@UberFacts: A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games.
@iamspacegirl: "Makin all the ladies drop they panties" I brag, pulling the fire alarm at Victoria's Secret.
@Chloestylo: Hormonal teenage daughter: Where do you want to be buried? Me: You mean after I die, right?