@Juicedballs: My wife dared me to yell out "HURRY UP HAYDEN" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn.
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@PortRooster: Buddy of mine dropped some acid... Burnt a hole in the floor... He was tripping for days!
@JanineEB4: Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!