Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@FunnyCauseImFat: My wife fell asleep during American Idol, so I got up like a fat ninja and turned hockey on. Then, I whispered to myself "I run this house"

My wife fell asleep during American Idol, so I got up like a fat ninja and turned hockey on.  Then, I whispered to myself “I run this house”

COMMENTS