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@FunnyCauseImFat: My wife fell asleep during American Idol, so I got up like a fat ninja and turned hockey on. Then, I whispered to myself "I run this house"

My wife fell asleep during American Idol, so I got up like a fat ninja and turned hockey on.  Then, I whispered to myself “I run this house”

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