@awesomeseank: My wife has her period so I suggested swimming, beach volleyball and a horseback ride. She told me to piss off. Commercials are misleading.
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@yoyoha: 8yo Me: *sneaks candy* 14yo Me: *sneaks cigarettes* 18yo Me: *sneaks alcohol* 43yo Me: *sneaks candy* Being an adult is stupid.
@vanluvz1: I'm at my most nurturing when I'm plotting a way to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early.
@Herbs1996: Hate when older people say "you're too young to be tired" alright Margret you're too old to be alive but here we are
@geowizzacist: I'm just a regular guy going for a regular jog with a regular plasma TV being chased by the regular police.