@WheelTod: My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her
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@JVarsityCaptain: I just want to hug this out. With my hands around your neck type of hug. What I mean is, I want to strangle you.
@nice_mustard: "lassie i don't see anyone at the bottom of this well. are you sure-" timmy felt the paws on his back. his eyes widened as he understood...
@Reel2Dialog2: [Inventing octopus] God: 8 arms Angel: okayyyy G: with suckie things A: and- G: Mouth like a parrot, shoots ink A: wtf G: ...I ate mushrooms
@JasonLastname: First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air.