@ericsshadow: My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL.
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@AimeeHelene1: Oh good, a gift card to Arby's. *waits for their birthday* Them: Thanks Aimee for the... *opens box* (cat hair pasted to paper & framed)
@Cheeseboy22: My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano.
@causticbob: My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it.