@ShrinkMedia: My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.
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@Shock_Monster: It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: "Just be myself."
@mdob11: Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :(
@nigelgodwin: I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head
@huntigula: "I'd have to say my two favorite things are sex, and not having my head bitten off." -soon to be disappointed praying mantis