@ShrinkMedia: My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.
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@meganamram: I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??
@jimmytorosian: Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be "the dirty guy" and no one will have sex with you
@BuckyIsotope: Sorry ISIS but we already have a religious state that nobody likes and is full of people that hate modern thinking: it's called Kansas.