@GrantTanaka: My wife is gone for the next 3 days, so if any ladies out there want to come over & yell at me to take out the garbage & not have sex, hmu
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@KevinFarzad: Every political Facebook status should start with, "First of all, I have no idea what I'm talking about."
@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.
@MoistPork: There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic.
@jdforshort: Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos