@Spaziotwat: My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet.
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@hippieswordfish: [in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy.
@HomeWithPeanut: I have a solar eclipse every two minutes inside my living room ever since my toddler learned how to open & close the blinds.