@corysnearowski: My wife is upset we can't afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving
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@SortaBad: "I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow "No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"
@bobbiejo448: Dora could get to her destination in half the time if Swiper were in prison where he belongs.
@chuuew: The inventor of rock, paper, scissors must have been an extremely dangerous man if he considered paper a weapon.