@max_pad21: My wife just gave me that come hither look and when I come hithered she pointed to the trash
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@krustythe_klown: WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half.
@djdarrellripley: Him: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) screen the applicants. Me: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) testify in the harassment suit.
@tyleroakley: imagine boycotting beauty & the beast because of a gay character while being totally cool with a teenage girl falling in love with a buffalo