@squirrel74wkgn: My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked.
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@hippieswordfish: CAVEMAN 1: i make this. it called fire CAVEMAN 2: how u do that?! CAVEMAN 1: um *thinking about how he was making 2 sticks have sex* magic
@SatansTongue: (Macbeth and lady Macbeth) "I killed King Duncan" Macbeth wtf!! "You told me to!!" I didn't think you'd do it omg lmao savage
@Hurly_Burly: Psychologist: Let's play a word association game. I'll say a word, you say what springs to mind Rainbows Me: I hope my ex dies in a fire.