@novicefather: My wife said her new addiction is goji berries but I'd prefer she get addicted to something cheaper like cocaine.
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@3sunzzz: [sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious! Waiter: Ma'am, you can't try drinks on other tables. Please sit down.
@jonnysun: OBITUARY WRITER: so how would u describe urself ME: oh, very literaly. i guess u could say im... [lowering sunglases] lowering sunglases