@jus4golf: My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows.
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@Quartzjixler: Nothing says "I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons in first grade" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom.