@Parentpains: My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common.
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@yoyoha: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid
@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."
@TheAlexNevil: Boss: You wrote one of your strengths is invisibility and that seems--what are you doing?! Me (giving him the finger): Wait--you can see me?