@Brianhopecomedy: My wife said that I set up the baby monitor wrong. Apparently it's not supposed to be duct-taped to the baby's ankle.
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@TheIronSherk: Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*
@TheDairylandDon: The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine.
@Sal0630: If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive "to work" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me.