@novicefather: My wife said that if I lose my job, she's divorcing me. So I need suggestions here, people. What are some terminable offenses these days?
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@LOUD_Thoughts_: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
@delusions_of: This could be the expired methamphetamines talking but yeah, I'd love to babysit your kids.