@WheelTod: My wife says I've placed unreasonable expectations on our kids, but I think Superman and Wolverine will turn out just fine.
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@andylassner: I said "no" to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance. In 2016 I plan on saying "maybe" more and then changing it to "no".
@weirdralph: My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking.
@BritXNic: Don't argue with strangers on the Internet. Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen.
@STOTLE: If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash