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@Xoolun: My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away.

I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill.

My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away.

I’m thinking about getting her a treadmill.

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