@ScottyDsntKnow3: My wife thinks I'm too impulsive. How the hell would she know? We only met last week!
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@hippieswordfish: [in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy.
@chuuew: ME: You see that guy with the half horse body standing in the middle of that crowd? FRIEND: Ugh. Yes... Let me guess, they're the *centaur* of attention?! ME: No. He keeps shitting everywhere and no one says anything