@KentWGraham: My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out.
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@_SingleBabyMama: A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently.
@MondayPajamas: Her: I think my IUD came loose and is floating around in there Me: C'mere, I drop my guitar pick in the sound hole all the time, no problem
@cornax: The IBS drug commercial that mentions "urgent diarrhea" implies there's also a laid back, non-urgent form of diarrhea that I've never had.
@MissNaughty1801: I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass