@KentWGraham: My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out.
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@bobvulfov: *couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now
@withanewname: "Yes mam that'll be $1200" "Just to remove a cassette tape that's stuck?" "Ma'm, it's in your CD player"