@doublewenis: My wife used to get so fat that she had to go to the hospital; then a person would fall out of her. That doesn't sound normal.
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@TheAlexNevil: What I Say To 7: "This is just between us" What 7 Hears: "Tell Mom everything and please embellish it to make it sound 100 times worse"
@TheAlexNevil: Parents, then: Would it kill you to pick up the phone? Parents, now: Would it kill you to put down the phone?
@ch000ch: he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff