@Adam14: My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair
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@Celestinelea90: My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery.
@Carbosly: Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer.
@Matt_the_1st: If Seal was my friend, I would never miss an opportunity to ask him, "Wanna go clubbing?"
@PartyBitchKayla: advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he’s not joe biden